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The Life of a Cubs Fan

Cubs management is at it again. What do you do when you have a great year? Apparently you trade away any hope of repeating the success. They already ditched Moises Alou and Sammy Sosa in return for a couple of yahoos. Now they trade Kyle Farnsworth to Detroit. How do they justify this? They got a Double-A pitcher with a 5.57 ERA, a Single-A third baseman who only batted .223, and a Single-A outfielder who batted .280. But it's ok, I mean Kyle Farnsworth was their only reliever who could come in throwing balls over 100 mph. These three jokers should more than fill his spot. The Cubs came too close to making the playoffs last year so management decided to make sure we're at the bottom of the league again. Maybe they can get rid of Kerry Wood and Mark Prior while they're at it. I bet we could trade for the Orioles grounds keeper and a cool mascot.