Action Figure
I just found a link to a company which is making custom action figures. How cool is that? You send me a bunch of pictures and tell them what you want the clothing to look like. A team of sculptors creates your action figure and mails it to you. There aren't any prices on the site. You have to email them for a quote. I've heard that they are roughly $400.
This got me thinking about the custom bobble head idea and it looks like plenty of companies provide this service. Some are priced below $100.
The internet is so full of tempting random stuff that I don't need!